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We believe therapy should be on the map and accessible to everyone Couples should be happy, you should like what you wear, your feelings all matter! We have been conditioned for so long to not just fit into the system but to do it in such a boring way. Help me help you get out of the looming doom mindset and the thought that the most exciting thing about your week is eating marble cake… cause it’s not just vanilla, it’s also chocolate at the same time NO come You are welcome, you are safe, you are important Let people hear that TED talk, let’s be friends with your inner child, and let her guide you to who you always dreamed of being I am so excited to meet them
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Thinking about booking a session? that's your nervous system dying to spill the tea. This is a space for real talk, messy thoughts, pattern spotting, and the stuff you usually laugh off but keep thinking about. No fixing, no performing, no pretending you’re “fine.” Just honest conversations that help things click. Come curious, come slightly uncomfortable, leave a little fabulous
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I picked so you do not have to. These are products that will make your brain hotter, or your life more fun! All hand picked, no tacky reward points for me if you buy. We sell luxury and recommend luxury no handouts.
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This is not a blanket. This is regulated nervous system couture.The Hot Girl Hug™ is a luxuriously soft faux-fur weighted blanket designed to mimic deep-pressure touch the same grounding mechanism therapists rave about, but hotter.
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Literal Red Flag
Know someone who is an absolute, unpologetic walking red flag? It’s time to stop whispering about it and officially diagnose them Whether its for a friend, partner, coworker, or yourself, this hilarious set lets you fly the warning signs loud and proud.
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Couples Retreat Pack
The Couples Retreat On-The-Go Pack is a psychoanalyst-approved toolkit designed to help couples communicate better, fight smarter, and stop reenacting childhood wounds in real time. Perfect for travel, date nights, or “we need to...
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The Emotional Prenup
The Emotional Prenup™ is a his-and-hers guided notebook designed to help partners define emotional boundaries before resentment, power struggles, and “you should’ve known” moments move in rent-free.
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The Cook Book
This cookbook is filled with elaborate, impressive, dinner-party-level recipes — explained so clearly and intuitively that even beginners can’t mess them up. These are meals that look fancy, taste profound, and somehow don’t require culinary....
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The Board Game
Psychoanalysis turns therapy concepts into an addictive, hilarious, and low-key confrontational game night. Navigate narcissistic encounters, collect therapy hours, dodge defense mechanisms, and survive projections without..
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The Board Game
“Funny, deep, and a little bit dark—just like your unconscious.”
Whoever decided coloring was "just for kids" clearly never had a nervous system that desperately needed a timeout. The Sassy Psychoanalyst Coloring Book is here to give your brain something gentle (and hilarious) to focus on. It’s designed to slow down the mental ping-pong match, quiet your inner critic, and remind you that healing doesn’t always have to be so serious.
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got a question you would never say out loud or in therapy, perfect! this is your anonymous safe space to spill the most unfiltered tea, projections, on the toilet realizations, patterns, etc and I answer the ones that hit hard. No judgement guaranteed but maybe a little side eye
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